英语笑话阅读带翻译,菁选2篇（精选文档）

英语笑话阅读带翻译1　　MakeaWish!　　许个愿吧!　　Everymorningonhiswaytowork,abusinessmanpassedahousewherehesawawomanb下面是小编为大家整理的英语笑话阅读带翻译,菁选2篇（精选文档）,供大家参考。

英语笑话阅读带翻译1

　　Make a Wish!

　　许个愿吧!

　　Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.

　　每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打她儿子的头部。

　　But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.

　　但今天却比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打他的头。

　　Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.

　　他忍不住好奇，便按了那户人家的`门铃。女人听了铃声，出来开门。

　　"Madam, I couldn"t help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "

　　“这位太太，每天经过这里我都忍不住会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子……”

　　"That"s true ."

　　"那倒是不假……"

　　"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.

　　"可是今天我却看见你用一块巧克力蛋糕打他。"

　　“Well, today"s his birthday. ”

　　“今天是他生日嘛。”

英语笑话阅读带翻译2

　　A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people.

　　一位政客抵达一处印第安人居留地向居住在该区被压迫的原住民表达他的关切之情。他向一群民众发表演说。

　　The plight of your tribe has always been close to my heart," said the politician.

　　“我一直切身体会到你们的穷苦困境，”政客说。

　　"Umgwalagwala , "responded the audience enthusiastically.

　　“安瓜拉瓜拉!”群众热烈欢呼。

　　I shan" t rest until greater efforts are made on your behalf.

　　“不为你们争取更多的福利，我个人绝不会松懈。”

　　"Umgwalagwala," they responded more loudly.

　　“安瓜拉瓜拉!”群众反应更为热烈。

　　"And I personally guarantee that you will all be accorded full and equal civil rights. "

　　“此外我愿个人保证你们将被赋予完全及公*的公民权利。”

　　"Umgwalagwala," shouted the tribe.

　　“安瓜拉瓜拉!”整个部落的人都叫喊起来。

　　The politician was pleased with his reception and asked for a tour of the reservation. Soon, he and his guide were standing next to a fenced enclosure.

　　对这样的接待，政客感到非常高兴，因此他要求游览该居留地，不久他和向导就走到一处封闭的篱笆围墙。

　　"And what is this used for?" asked the orator.

　　“这是做什么用的?，’政客问道。

　　"oh, this empty now, but before we keep bulls in here. "

　　“喔，现在空无一物，但以前我们在这里养牛。”

　　"I see," said the visitor, and was planning to enter the enclosure.

　　“原来如此，”政客说着准备进入篱笆内。

　　"Hey,you better not go in there,You likely step in a lot of umgwalagwala."

　　“嘿，你还是不要进去的好，否则你可能踩到很多的安瓜拉瓜拉。”